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Best part of this movie

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Today I was joking about flavored condoms with my mom and brother and how weird of a concept it is. My brother said they made bacon flavor to which my mom replied. Oh Jenny would like that.

Jenny is my younger sister who loves bacon. She’s 13. 

Thanks mom. You just thought to buy your 13 year old flavored condoms. 

queeflto:

whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways

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boygrimlark:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here

Sacrifice him to Satan

no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrow 

I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.

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stephmensing:

the most random people you have ever seen… on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/r2r4Wr

When you randomly type something into the search bar of tumblr, these are the kinds of things you find. I dont even know how to feel right now…. 

stephmensing:

the most random people you have ever seen… on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/r2r4Wr

When you randomly type something into the search bar of tumblr, these are the kinds of things you find. I dont even know how to feel right now…. 

its funny how life turns out…

it hands you these confusing times, throws in some hardships blend a few bits of drama and you come up with a happy ending.

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